The Knacker's Yard

Episode 5 October 16, 2023 00:23:50
The Knacker's Yard
I Love You, but..
The Knacker's Yard

Oct 16 2023 | 00:23:50

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Chris Geere Jennie Sawdon (Geere)

Show Notes

Season 2: Episode 5 - The Knacker’s Yard

Chris is aggravated again over being waved out by a driver, but we all know it’s really because he’s hungry. 

This week we explore the phenomena of “Space Invaders” in Grinding the Geeres and have a healthy chat about Urinals.

Chris has a quiz on lines about rain in films.. (hmm?) and Jen has a great Origin of Words which might make the guys want to cross their legs!

But most importantly, keep your eyes peeled for the new musical - Captain Britain!

Enjoy,

Jen & Chris x

 

Hosts: Chris Geere, Jennie Sawdon (Geere)

Producer: Jennie Sawdon

Director: Chris Geere

Editor: Jennie Sawdon

Musical Director: Jennie Sawdon

Composer: Jennie Sawdon

Sponsor: @tidy_tot

 

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[00:00:00] Speaker A: Gent. It's happened again. [00:00:02] Speaker B: What is it? [00:00:03] Speaker A: Just driving in the car. And if you remember, you and all the listeners who've listened to any episode of I Love You but will know that I have a huge grind with other motorists who wave me across the road. [00:00:18] Speaker B: Can you actually do it now? We have a video of it. [00:00:21] Speaker A: Right, okay. So you're driving in your car and you stop at a cross section, and rather than after you or after you, or no problems, mate. Thumbs up and all that. They literally wave you. They wave you across the road. Sometimes there's a little flap of the hand, sometimes a couple of fingers. This guy today, like, if you imagine a cricket match, okay, and someone's just got a four or a wizard who's casting a spell, he literally went, Get that one. Like that. Arrogantly. Just she was saying, yes, you may pass my part of the road. It's not your part of the road. It's not your part of the road. No, you don't own it, old man in a car that you look silly in. No, it's not. [00:01:11] Speaker B: What's really wrong? [00:01:12] Speaker A: I'm really hungry. I'm really hungry. I'm training and I'm really hungry. I'm going to have a chicken breast and I'll get back to you. Welcome to the show. [00:01:36] Speaker B: So we all know that there's three reasons why Chris gets terribly frustrated. [00:01:42] Speaker A: Only three, by the way. So apart from that, I'm an absolute ledge. [00:01:46] Speaker B: No, the main three reasons the main three reasons are a, food hungry, hungry. B, tired, bit sleepy. And three, he needs to get his rocks off. [00:02:00] Speaker A: Yes, absolutely. I'm quite a simple guy with simple needs. And if one of those three things is replete, shall we say, from my life, you can see it. [00:02:12] Speaker B: No, sorry. Replete means the opposite. Replete means if you say I'm replete, it means I'm full, I'm satisfied. [00:02:19] Speaker A: Well, it doesn't mean that I am not satisfied. Anyway, welcome to the show today. I tell you what you're right to do. [00:02:25] Speaker B: Welcome to the show again. [00:02:26] Speaker A: I know. I don't know whether I'm coming or going. [00:02:29] Speaker B: Well, you've absolutely been ages at Tesco's. [00:02:32] Speaker A: I've no, I'll tell you why. [00:02:34] Speaker B: You tell me half your life there, that's why. [00:02:36] Speaker A: I just bumped into the painter, Stuart. [00:02:39] Speaker B: You didn't. [00:02:40] Speaker A: I did. We haven't seen this fella. [00:02:41] Speaker B: Oh, my God, I love Stuart. [00:02:42] Speaker A: Yeah, I love Stuart. [00:02:43] Speaker B: We need Stuart. [00:02:44] Speaker A: He loves a chat. He loves a chat. [00:02:46] Speaker B: He loves a chat. But hang on. We need him to come and paint the house. [00:02:49] Speaker A: I know. I've told him we're going to call him on Monday and he's going to come around anymore. [00:02:52] Speaker B: So he's a monk or something now? [00:02:54] Speaker A: He's a monk? [00:02:55] Speaker B: That's what you told me. [00:02:56] Speaker A: Why would I tell you that our painter is now a monk? [00:02:59] Speaker B: I thought he was doing something else now. [00:03:01] Speaker A: Sometimes. [00:03:02] Speaker B: Ahambra, masmi and all that. [00:03:04] Speaker A: Yes. Ahamazmi, shout out to David G, our meditator there. [00:03:09] Speaker B: Oh, I love David G. Let's get. [00:03:12] Speaker A: Him on the show one day. That would be lovely. [00:03:13] Speaker B: So what's happening with well, the thing. [00:03:15] Speaker A: With Stuart, which, to be honest, could be a bit of an awkward occurrence, is that we're chatting in the supermarket and it's very nice and the conversation comes to a natural close and I think, oh, this is great. So I go and do that thing, which is shake his hand, as if to say, See you later. So you shake his hand and you go, anyway, it's lovely to see you. And he'll shake my hand and then he'll go and he'll start another bloody conversation. [00:03:39] Speaker B: You can't get away all over again from last. [00:03:43] Speaker A: Do I attract it? [00:03:44] Speaker B: Yes. [00:03:45] Speaker A: Anyway, so people looking on video right now can see that I'm wearing a nice little jumper and Jen's looking like she's auditioning for Cats. Just stand up. Just stand up for a moment. So you're wearing an all black leotard. [00:03:59] Speaker B: No, I'm not. I'm wearing leggings and top. It's thermals from M s. Everyone's got to have them, babe. [00:04:04] Speaker A: And you've got your kind of Elizabeth Shoe hairdo on the go. [00:04:07] Speaker B: Oh, thanks. I'll take that. [00:04:08] Speaker A: Yeah. You're looking very nice. [00:04:10] Speaker B: Thanks. Like I'm auditioning for Cats. [00:04:16] Speaker A: Never saw cats. [00:04:18] Speaker B: I did. Yeah. Saw it in the West End with my parents when I was about 14. That's when I decided I'm going to be a singer. It wasn't, but I did see it in the west. [00:04:28] Speaker A: That's when I decided I'm going to be a cat. I've never seen any of any of the top the Andrew Lloyd Weber musicals. I skipped all of them, really? And Les Miz and all that jazz. [00:04:45] Speaker B: Miz was amazing. I saw Starlight express. Miss Saigon. You have seen Miss Saigon because we saw Louise do it, your cousin do it. [00:04:52] Speaker A: Yeah. It was like a college production. [00:04:54] Speaker B: It was like a professional production. [00:04:55] Speaker A: Yeah, it was amazing. So, just following on from my initial rant, I think it is down to one of the three attack of the Crimpies, which is hunger. And I tell you why hunger is because I am on a crazy, strict ass diet at the moment where, you know one of those things where you have to put every single milligram of whatever you eat into this app and if you go over it, it's an incredible amount of shame over your head that you put on yourself. And I'm training. I'm training. [00:05:26] Speaker B: Boring. Trying to know what macros are. [00:05:29] Speaker A: Yeah, macro machine. I've been training for a few days and I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. I said a few days. I know it looks like I've been well done. It doesn't look like I've been training for a long time, but I have been boozeless and carbless for nearly a whole week. [00:05:49] Speaker B: What do you mean you have? [00:05:50] Speaker A: And you as well. [00:05:51] Speaker B: You never include me in these things. [00:05:54] Speaker A: You jump on the bandwagon. You're not having the training, but you. [00:05:58] Speaker B: Are doing the food jump on the bandwagon. I'm supporting you by not eating carbs. [00:06:02] Speaker A: And alcohol, which I'm very grateful for, to be honest. [00:06:04] Speaker B: Yeah, you should be. [00:06:05] Speaker A: I am. So there's no crisps and I want. [00:06:07] Speaker B: To get skinny, obviously. [00:06:09] Speaker A: Everyone knows how much I love crisps red wine, and both of those things are not in my life at the moment. [00:06:16] Speaker B: I know, but I'm very proud of you, because we've got to get through this initial two weeks, where we've got to be so strict and we've got to be athlete on it. And we are big exercises anyway. We're always at the gym or I'm yogaing or running or biking or we do strength training. We're big sporty people. [00:06:35] Speaker A: Purring like a cat. [00:06:37] Speaker B: How do you purr like a cat? No cat. How do you do that was rubbish. That was rubbish. Anyway, the point is, the exercise bit isn't a problem for us. Well, isn't a problem for me. He's a bit lazy. I'm always, always getting my ass in gear. It's the food that we've had to sort out. And that has been a killer this week, hasn't it? [00:07:02] Speaker A: Yeah, it's been a total killer. And now we're recording this on a Friday evening. All I'm thinking about is sitting in front of the cricket and having a bag of nuts and I can't do it. [00:07:10] Speaker B: I know. And I was at a gathering yesterday with a load of musicians and the amount of shit they gave me because I was eating little chicken sausages. Chicken sausages and a boiled egg and little bits of apple and carrot, we've become those people. [00:07:25] Speaker A: We've become those people. [00:07:26] Speaker B: That leads us nicely into grinding the gears, mate. [00:07:29] Speaker A: Roll the jingle. [00:07:30] Speaker B: Roll the jingle. [00:07:31] Speaker A: Tell me what's grinding your gears, mate. [00:07:34] Speaker B: I will. Tell me what's grinding your gears. Tell me what's grinding your gears, mate. [00:07:40] Speaker A: All right. [00:07:40] Speaker B: Tell us what's grinding your gears. [00:07:44] Speaker A: What? Have you got a grind related with that? [00:07:46] Speaker B: Well, no, I mean, kind of sounds. [00:07:48] Speaker A: Like we've been grinding the whole way through the show anyway. [00:07:50] Speaker B: Well, that's what I think. People quite enjoy hearing that. But I would say that the grind that is a grind, just generally, people that don't eat carbs is really annoying. [00:08:01] Speaker A: To you, in your opinion. [00:08:03] Speaker B: No, but I'm doing it now. I've turned into that person. So what I'm saying is, I'm doing. [00:08:08] Speaker A: It for valid reasons. [00:08:09] Speaker B: No, we're doing it because it's for health reasons and we're doing it because it's a journey. [00:08:14] Speaker A: I'll tell you why I'm doing it. And there's little secrets to share with everyone. As you know, there's a huge strike in Hollywood at the moment which has put an absolute standstill to any sort of employment, work or enjoyment on a film or TV set for young Christopher Gere. So I have decided, you've probably not heard about this. [00:08:32] Speaker B: I mean, he never mentions it or. [00:08:33] Speaker A: Anything, that when the strike is over and work goes back to normality. I don't want to be that massive guy who literally went, well, I just used my time during the strike to. [00:08:47] Speaker B: Eat crisps because it's like COVID all over again, isn't it? Let's be honest, it's like COVID all over again. [00:08:52] Speaker A: So I'm doing the antithesis of that and training my ass off and not eating crisps, hoping that marvel manifesting, this marvel are going to go, wow, let's make Captain Britain and let's get that guy in. [00:09:07] Speaker B: Excellent. [00:09:08] Speaker A: Henry cavill. And if he's not available, I'll do it. Why not? Jen, tell us, what's your grind? [00:09:18] Speaker B: Well, we chatted about this the other week and I forgot about it until today when I was thinking, oh, my God, I really, really need to find a grind, because I've been quite happy recently. People that offer to take your photograph and then cut your feet off. [00:09:33] Speaker A: Oh, yes, bad framers, bad framers. Jen, I'm talking with you. [00:09:37] Speaker B: Framers. Like, can you just either take the picture from above the waist in a nice sort know, get the feet in? Well, no, take it from above the waist landscape, or oh, okay. If you're taking a portrait, yeah, okay, maybe waist up, but don't do from ankles to head. It just looked like you didn't frame the picture properly. [00:09:59] Speaker A: It is astounding after all the years that we've had this technology in our pockets to take decent photos that there's still an amazing amount of people who cannot take a photo. [00:10:12] Speaker B: No. And you're like, all you have to do is point it and look and pay attention to where you're pointing it. I don't really get it. Then. [00:10:18] Speaker A: Just following on from last week's. [00:10:20] Speaker B: So disappointing when you get the phone. [00:10:22] Speaker A: Back from last week's, jen getting her name wrong, which loads of people have commented on, which is really funny, actually, when Jen gets names wrong and when she does get a name right, and she, as I said, glaringly, obviously tells people that she was right. Yes. She's also very transparent when it comes to taking photos. She'll say, oh, would you mind taking a photo? Would you mind taking a photo? And then this person who really doesn't want to take a photo goes, yes. Okay, so they grab the phone and they take it and they hand it back to you. And you'll look at the photo straight away and you'll go, Anyway, thanks. [00:11:06] Speaker B: Do I? [00:11:07] Speaker A: Yeah, it's brilliant. I mean, your face is just like, wow, that's rubbish, isn't it? [00:11:11] Speaker B: Anyway, have you got any grinds? [00:11:13] Speaker A: Well, I think I've been grinding my way all through this episode so far. [00:11:17] Speaker B: Anyway, I've got another okay, this has been a long time and actually it came up because I saw a repost on my Facebook of a comment. You remember it when Facebook used to be like, you would just write little sentences after your profile name, like, Jenny. [00:11:35] Speaker A: Sorden is very tired. [00:11:38] Speaker B: Very tired. Finished her homework or whatever. [00:11:43] Speaker A: Homework I don't think Facebook was around in 1974. Burn. [00:11:51] Speaker B: Anyway, yeah, it came up and it was like, I've just been to the gym. Anyway, so this is my grind. People who get on the running machine right next to you when there's ten in a row and they're all empty. [00:12:04] Speaker A: Yes. [00:12:05] Speaker B: Space Invaders. [00:12:06] Speaker A: Space Invaders. [00:12:07] Speaker B: I'll give you people that sit down next to you on the bus. There's loads of other seats, but they choose to sit next to you. [00:12:15] Speaker A: Yes, fantastic. Another one. Space Invaders along the lines of that you go into a men's restroom, bathroom. Toilet in a public space. Usually there's four or five urinals. So I always go if all the urinals are free, I'll go far left or far right. [00:12:35] Speaker B: Okay, but if none of them are free, would you do the final urinal? [00:12:39] Speaker A: Very good. Right. [00:12:42] Speaker B: Sorry. [00:12:43] Speaker A: What if I go far left and then someone comes in and they make a weird ass choice to go into number two, right next to me, go in number five. [00:12:52] Speaker B: You might spray on me. [00:12:54] Speaker A: It's just super weird. [00:12:56] Speaker B: And also, I'm going to see your will. Wills. No one either. [00:12:59] Speaker A: No one's looking. [00:13:01] Speaker B: I don't know what goes on in the toilet. [00:13:03] Speaker A: Well, I'll tell you what goes on in women. [00:13:05] Speaker B: All sitting down next to each other with no partitions and just being able to see each other. Have a wee. It's really weird. [00:13:09] Speaker A: It's very awkward and smell it. Especially if you know someone, you're kind of having a chat and you're like and you're like, oh, hey, good to see you. Right, a, I can't shake your hand. [00:13:18] Speaker B: So weird. [00:13:19] Speaker A: I can't shake your hand, so I'm not going to do that. I don't want to make eye contact because it's super weird because I make eye contact. Just the natural trajectory of my eyeline will take me down to your will worlds. Right. [00:13:30] Speaker B: And he's got his own trajectory going on. Yes, exactly. [00:13:33] Speaker A: So if you bump into anyone when you're in a public urinal, the best thing to do is just turn away. Just pretend they're not there. But say, for example, you go to a public urinal and there's three standy uppie male toilets. Okay? And someone has occupied the left urinal and the right urinal. What would you do? [00:13:55] Speaker B: Sorry, I wasn't listening. [00:13:59] Speaker A: You weren't listening? [00:14:01] Speaker B: I drifted off for a minute. [00:14:02] Speaker A: Oh, my God. My toilet chat bothering you? [00:14:05] Speaker B: Thinking about origin of words. [00:14:07] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Anyway, I'll consider what did you? [00:14:10] Speaker B: Say that again. Say that again. [00:14:11] Speaker A: If there's a urine, if you go into a public toilet are you listening? Are you paying attention? This is highly informative. [00:14:17] Speaker B: Sorry. [00:14:17] Speaker A: If you go into a male toilet in a public space and there's three urinals and number one and number three are occupied yes, but you really need to go to the toilet, what do you do? [00:14:29] Speaker B: I tell you what I do. As a man, I would go into. [00:14:32] Speaker A: The cubicle very good. Sly, is that not what you would do? That's what everyone does. Is it? And please write in, don't write in. I mean, crazy thing to write in about. Just comment below. That's another grind. [00:14:51] Speaker B: No, basically, we both thought about something we wanted to say, and then we realized that quite a lot loads of. [00:15:00] Speaker A: People that do it. [00:15:03] Speaker B: Can'T do that. Can't do that. Right. So good section of grinding the gear. [00:15:07] Speaker A: Very good. Right, I think we'll end that one. [00:15:14] Speaker B: Tell us what's grinding your gear. [00:15:17] Speaker A: I believe that last week's new jingle has really aroused people's excitement. So I think I'm going to start a new thing where Jen has to write a new jingle every couple of weeks. Okay, why not? Because we are leading into the autumnal right here. Very good. People listening on audio cannot hear that. [00:15:42] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:15:42] Speaker A: See that? [00:15:43] Speaker B: And I've not got my Arsenal gear yet to get all the videos up on YouTube, so don't worry about it'll. Be going to be a while. [00:15:48] Speaker A: Just chill, just chill. We're doing this for you guys. [00:15:52] Speaker B: For you. [00:15:53] Speaker A: But at our pace. [00:15:56] Speaker B: This is true. [00:15:57] Speaker A: So I've got a quiz for you today. Movie quotes regarding weather. [00:16:05] Speaker B: Brilliant weather. [00:16:06] Speaker A: What? Oh, my goodness, she's ripe today. So I would do, I don't know, I'll do a movie quote. [00:16:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:17] Speaker A: But I won't just say it. I'll act it out for you. Oh, my God, I'd love to perform. [00:16:21] Speaker B: You would think you were an actor or something. [00:16:24] Speaker A: Oh, darling, please let me tread the boards one more time before this strike is over. I am going to act out in my best impression of that person. Okay, the quote from the movie, and you have to tell me what movie it is. [00:16:46] Speaker B: Okay. [00:16:46] Speaker A: Roll the jingle. [00:16:47] Speaker B: Roll the jingle. [00:16:48] Speaker A: No, it's not roll the jingle. [00:16:49] Speaker B: Is it? No, it's roll the music. [00:16:51] Speaker A: Play the music. [00:16:51] Speaker B: Play the music. No, you say roll the music or something. I don't know what you say. [00:16:56] Speaker A: Start the quiz. [00:16:57] Speaker B: Start the quiz. Music. [00:17:00] Speaker A: Question one. [00:17:01] Speaker B: Yes. [00:17:01] Speaker A: Which movie is this line from? [00:17:04] Speaker B: Okay. [00:17:06] Speaker A: Destroy all intruders with rain. Acid marine. [00:17:13] Speaker B: I'm going to go for Terminator. No, I'm going to go for more. [00:17:18] Speaker A: Of a more of a kids movie. Oh. [00:17:25] Speaker B: No idea. [00:17:26] Speaker A: Go on Transformers. [00:17:27] Speaker B: Oh, God. No idea. [00:17:30] Speaker A: Okay, campers, rise and shine. And don't forget your booties because it's cold outside. Where's that from? [00:17:38] Speaker B: Groundhog Day. [00:17:39] Speaker A: Correct. [00:17:40] Speaker B: I know that one. [00:17:41] Speaker A: Very good. How about this? Weather, it never rains. [00:17:46] Speaker B: Please, Eddie. Eddie. No. [00:17:54] Speaker A: Everyone at home shouting out, are they? [00:17:57] Speaker B: Please, Eddie. Donald Duck. [00:17:59] Speaker A: No, it's rotten. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Oh, next one. And sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath. That's terrible. [00:18:10] Speaker B: Actually, forest Gump. [00:18:11] Speaker A: Yeah, but that was awful. I sounded like sounded like oh, hey, everybody wants to be there. He Robert Ducky, burt and Ernie from Sesame Street. You make bath time so much fun. Robert Ducky. I want to have fun with you. [00:18:30] Speaker B: And now do you, Cliff Richard, Robert. [00:18:32] Speaker A: Ducky, you're the one. You make bath time so much fun. Robert Ducky, I want to have fun with you, Cliff. Brilliant. Right, okay, next one. Well, a little rain never hurt anybody. Yeah, but a lot of rain can kill you. [00:18:56] Speaker B: Hannibal Lecter. [00:18:57] Speaker A: No jumanji. Another awful impression. However, quite a good line. Yeah. Okay, and last one. Okay, everybody, you are not going to believe this one, but I am standing in the middle of a burger rain. [00:19:14] Speaker B: A burger rain? It rains hamburgers or whatever. [00:19:18] Speaker A: Is there a movie called it Rains Hamburgers. [00:19:21] Speaker B: The one where it rains food from the sky? [00:19:23] Speaker A: Go on, go on. [00:19:27] Speaker B: Cloudy with Meatballs and a Side of salad or something. [00:19:30] Speaker A: Cloudy with meatballs and a side of salad. Correct. Very good. I think you've got two, three I. [00:19:37] Speaker B: Don'T know, it doesn't matter, does it? I just love the fact that you said you were going to come up with a quiz and somehow you've managed to take it from it's raining a bit outside to all these quotes about rain. I just love it. I think that's brilliant. [00:19:50] Speaker A: Why not creative? Because Jen's had a massive go at me. Because I don't contribute much to the podcast. Apart from well, not a massive go, just a bit of a marital dispute. [00:19:59] Speaker B: Not contributing to the podcast would line up with not being here at the beginning of it, I suppose. [00:20:04] Speaker A: Yeah. Where was I? Was having bloody beef with traffic people. [00:20:08] Speaker B: Actually, you were being very good husband by going to Tesco. [00:20:11] Speaker A: Oh, words, words. [00:20:14] Speaker B: Why talk about words? [00:20:15] Speaker A: Because I'm trying to segue into origin of words. Brilliant. [00:20:18] Speaker B: Brilliant. [00:20:19] Speaker A: Roll the jingle, Jen's. Origin of words. That was inspired, actually doing that on the jingle, wasn't it? [00:20:31] Speaker B: It was. [00:20:32] Speaker A: Thank you. Because not all your origin of words are boring. [00:20:36] Speaker B: Shut up, Chris. You're going to like this one anyway, because it's a bit rude. OOH. [00:20:41] Speaker A: Okay. Like a bit of tasty. Like a bit naughty. [00:20:47] Speaker B: So today you were a little bit angry, weren't you? [00:20:50] Speaker A: Because you were not angry. On edge. Because I was hungry. [00:20:55] Speaker B: What was the other one? [00:20:58] Speaker A: Tired. [00:20:58] Speaker B: And what's another word for tired? Chris? [00:21:01] Speaker A: Another word for tired? Knackered. [00:21:03] Speaker B: Very good. Do we know where the word knackered comes from? [00:21:07] Speaker A: I don't. Please inform me. [00:21:10] Speaker B: Well, obviously we know it means tired and we know it's English slang for tired. The verb knacker originally meant tire, kill or castrate. [00:21:20] Speaker A: Right. Oh, is that why it's called your knackers? [00:21:23] Speaker B: Yeah. So knackers can be your testicles as well. [00:21:26] Speaker A: Right. [00:21:27] Speaker B: And it was a verb that was derived either from the noun knacker, a tradesman who buys animal, carcasses or slaughter. [00:21:34] Speaker A: A knacker. [00:21:35] Speaker B: Yeah. A knacker was a guy who would take your old horse and it would look after the horse, like reshoo it and all that kind of thing. But obviously, if it was worn out, he would put it down. [00:21:45] Speaker A: So he was therefore knackered. [00:21:47] Speaker B: So that's why you would say, for instance, if you were being misogynistic, you might say that old slag is fit for the knackers yard. [00:21:56] Speaker A: Wow. Oh, my goodness. [00:22:00] Speaker B: That was an example from online. I don't know. [00:22:04] Speaker A: That old slag is no. Is what fit for the knackers yard. Jeez, that's a harsh burn, isn't it? That is so a man who works with horses that are on their last legs yes. And a pair of balls and being tired all means the same thing. [00:22:22] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't think I did that very well. [00:22:25] Speaker A: It's amazing how words evolve, isn't it? [00:22:28] Speaker B: It's amazing. [00:22:29] Speaker A: You've gone from old slags a bit knackered to actually, I might have been. [00:22:34] Speaker B: Nag, actually, which is slightly better. Isn't it brilliant, nags a horse, isn't it? That's probably what it means. [00:22:39] Speaker A: So, on that wonderful note, I think we'll leave you for today. As you can tell, if you have seen us in video, that we're in a new location. [00:22:47] Speaker B: Stop talking about the video. In case we don't use the video. [00:22:49] Speaker A: Freddy's at the front door. It's his birthday next week. So that's going to be a fun episode because he is going to be in the episode. How about that? [00:22:58] Speaker B: Whoa. [00:22:58] Speaker A: I'm excited. You're excited. [00:23:00] Speaker B: Hope I've managed to edit it by then. [00:23:02] Speaker A: Have a lovely autumn. We love you loads. Speak soon. [00:23:04] Speaker B: Bye bye. So what would you be in a musical if it wasn't cats? [00:23:11] Speaker A: Dogs. Is there one called Dogs? Is there? [00:23:14] Speaker B: There's not a musical called Dogs. [00:23:16] Speaker A: I'm going to be in Captain Britain the Musical. Okay. That's what I'm getting. [00:23:22] Speaker B: Henry, have they made a Captain Britain film yet? [00:23:25] Speaker A: No, they haven't. They're waiting for me to get ripped. [00:23:28] Speaker B: Did they say that or you're just manifesting that's? [00:23:30] Speaker A: Manifesting. [00:23:31] Speaker B: Excellent. What is the superpower? [00:23:33] Speaker A: Oh, it's very charming. [00:23:34] Speaker B: Is that it? [00:23:35] Speaker A: I don't know. I haven't really looked into it. I will look into it. Maybe he's very charming and he doesn't have a neck.

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