Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Jen, I've got a slight problemo.
[00:00:02] Speaker B: What is that, Christopher?
[00:00:04] Speaker A: I have realised that I may indeed be a robot and not a human.
[00:00:09] Speaker B: Why?
[00:00:10] Speaker A: Well, I've tried to sign in to my bank and I've failed three times. Now, the lamppost one was pretty straightforward, but sometimes it gives you two, doesn't it?
[00:00:20] Speaker B: Oh, you mean the capture? The capture. I'm not a robot capture. Yes. Well, it's so difficult. Why is that so difficult?
[00:00:27] Speaker A: What is the motorcycle one?
[00:00:28] Speaker B: No, when you say, like, all pictures with bridges and you're like, well, that.
[00:00:33] Speaker A: Looks a little bit like a bridge.
[00:00:34] Speaker B: But it's not quite it's a really blurry picture and you've not made this.
[00:00:38] Speaker A: Obvious and then you get it wrong, but it's the bicycle one that gets me. I'm like, yeah, well, what about the man on the bike? He's on the bike. Does that mean that he's part of the bike or he's not part of the bike?
[00:00:48] Speaker B: Oh, no, he's definitely not part of the bike. I mean, I could get that one.
[00:00:51] Speaker A: What about Old MacDonald?
[00:00:53] Speaker B: What about Old MacDonald?
[00:00:55] Speaker A: Well, Old MacDonald had a bot.
[00:00:57] Speaker B: Did he?
[00:00:58] Speaker A: AI AIO.
Welcome to the show.
Hello, everyone. Welcome to another episode of season two.
[00:01:20] Speaker B: You love the fact that it's season two.
[00:01:22] Speaker A: I do.
[00:01:23] Speaker B: You're really embracing it every time, isn't it? Season two, episode three.
[00:01:26] Speaker A: Guys, I've been watching Breaking Bad again recently. I say watching, I've been binging it.
The problem with not working at the moment is that I'm trying to find lots of things to fill my time.
[00:01:39] Speaker B: I feel like this is a repetitive conversation that we've discussed many a time with our listeners. What?
[00:01:44] Speaker A: Breaking bad?
[00:01:45] Speaker B: No, the fact that you're finding things to do in between employment.
[00:01:50] Speaker A: I'm seriously struggling. I'm not allowed to talk about this strike, obviously, but the strike is affecting.
[00:01:56] Speaker B: Allowed to talk about the fact that there is a strike. Yes, there is a strike in Hollywood and nobody can work. Good reason.
[00:02:03] Speaker A: But it's well, it's taking its toll.
[00:02:04] Speaker B: It's taking its toll.
[00:02:05] Speaker A: It's taking its toll because I'm trying to find things to satisfy my creativity and I'm finding sitting, eating crisps and watching Breaking Bad isn't really solving that thing for me. So I've had a genius idea about a new business venture and so I think we should roll the jingle, because this is one for Crimpy's Tank.
[00:02:28] Speaker B: Roll the jingle. Ever had a really dumb idea? So dumb idea, that's crimpiest tank.
[00:02:36] Speaker A: Now, for all those people that don't know what Crimpy's Tank is, basically, I have all these hair brained ideas every so often and I want to share them with the world. So we've taken Shark Tank bit like Dragon's Den in the UK, where it's crimpy me, my idea as to how I can improve the world.
[00:02:57] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:02:58] Speaker A: So I was looking at parts of my personality that I believe are good. Parts of my personality which are I'm optimistic, I'm a happy guy, I think I'm good to be around and I thrive on optimism.
[00:03:13] Speaker B: You do.
[00:03:14] Speaker A: And good times.
[00:03:15] Speaker B: That's why sometimes you get a little bit sad with me if I'm not quite as up as you.
[00:03:19] Speaker A: Yeah. Jen, as a side note, Jen said I'm a little bit too happy in the mornings the other day.
[00:03:24] Speaker B: No, I didn't say too happy. I love that you're being happy. I just said the way that you sometimes express that happiness is really quite full on. And if you're not a morning person like Freddie and I aren't morning people, it's just quite a lot in the morning, that's all.
[00:03:39] Speaker A: So I wake up every day and I open the curtains and I say, good morning, world, how you diddling. And I've done that for years now, and I've even passed it on to some of our friends and their kids, who also now say, good morning, world.
[00:03:54] Speaker B: How you diddling, how you diddling. I love that.
[00:03:56] Speaker A: It's like a part of my gratitude ritual. And I love doing it, but it's got a bit too big, hasn't it, recently?
[00:04:05] Speaker B: Anyway, what's your invention?
[00:04:06] Speaker A: It's surrounding joy.
Okay. It's surrounding the idea of releasing endorphins.
[00:04:15] Speaker B: Oh, nice.
[00:04:15] Speaker A: Do you know what endorphins are?
[00:04:17] Speaker B: Fins that you keep indoors.
[00:04:18] Speaker A: Very good.
It's a chemical that is released when you experience something good.
[00:04:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:04:25] Speaker A: And obviously I'm not experiencing anything good from work, so that's off the table.
And there's only so much that I can have some what?
[00:04:37] Speaker B: Well, what about in your marriage? Are you excited?
[00:04:38] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, that's great. That's great.
[00:04:41] Speaker B: Any endorphins going on there?
[00:04:43] Speaker A: So I've come up with this idea that maybe we should start a business on the side whilst I'm not working.
[00:04:48] Speaker B: I think that's a great idea.
[00:04:49] Speaker A: Okay, so the company is called Drumroll Endorphin. Okay. Now, this is a wellness spa happiness retreat. That is a daily thing. Okay? So people sign up, they come to Endorphin and meet me where I will.
[00:05:14] Speaker B: The giver of joy.
[00:05:15] Speaker A: The giver of joy. Where all these people I don't know, they're just people that are kind of sad in their lives.
[00:05:21] Speaker B: You mean a little like a gym membership, but for sad people?
[00:05:25] Speaker A: Yes, it's like a gym membership for sad people. That's a brilliant way of putting it. Okay, so I started looking into endorphins and natural releases of endorphins.
[00:05:34] Speaker B: It's endorphin, isn't it?
[00:05:37] Speaker A: I don't know.
[00:05:37] Speaker B: I think endorphin rather than endorphin, but.
[00:05:40] Speaker A: Yeah, so I was looking into it and the different ways that Endorphins are released. Okay. Dancing.
Dancing, smiling, laughing.
[00:05:48] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:05:49] Speaker A: Singing. Singing. Sex.
That probably won't be a part of the daily course.
[00:05:59] Speaker B: Even though you'd like it to be.
[00:06:04] Speaker A: And also chocolate and meditation and.
[00:06:11] Speaker B: Exercise, too.
[00:06:14] Speaker A: Exercise. And exercise is number one.
[00:06:16] Speaker B: Of course it is.
[00:06:17] Speaker A: Okay, so you come to Endorphin. Hello, my name's Chris and I am your person today.
[00:06:23] Speaker B: And they say, One endorphin, please.
[00:06:24] Speaker A: One endorphin, please. And you pay to come and visit my place and I will give you an endorphin through one of these things.
[00:06:36] Speaker B: So you do like an assessment of what you think they need?
[00:06:39] Speaker A: Yes. And then I'll go, I'll tell you what you need. We need to have a little dance. And we have a dance in that room. And I say to them, how are you feeling after this? And they go, I'm good. I'm a little bit tired. No problem. I'll take you to the next room. We'll have a meditation and then we do some yoga and we get Kate in. You know Kate titley that kate did an episode once with us and she does a bit of yoga with these people. And we go round these rooms and see whether we can turn a sad person happy by the end of the day.
[00:07:12] Speaker B: That's a really nice crimpy's tank.
[00:07:14] Speaker A: So today's one is endorphin.
[00:07:17] Speaker B: I love that. I think that's a great idea. I also think it's quite a big undertaking because you've got to find a premises, you've got to employ all those different people and more that you would normally have.
[00:07:28] Speaker A: Could I not do all of it?
[00:07:30] Speaker B: You want to do everything. You want to do the yoga, you want to do the you get like.
[00:07:35] Speaker A: Me for the whole day sex room. We won't have that. But I can encourage people to go home and make love with their partners. Oh, no. That's a bit weird, isn't it? I mean, there's a few holes in this.
[00:07:48] Speaker B: Yeah, but I love the premise.
[00:07:51] Speaker A: Are you out?
[00:07:51] Speaker B: I think I'm out. That's quill beers tank.
[00:07:55] Speaker A: So we had a lovely email this week from a chap called Timothy who lives in Wilmington. In Vermont?
[00:08:02] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:08:03] Speaker A: Now, I didn't know where this place was. Thank you, Timothy, for your lovely email, by the way. Basically, he was saying how we love the show and it rocks and you make a lot of people happy, including me. That's our aim. That's our only aim with this, is to give you 20 minutes where you can just smile on your way to work and listen to our silly little jingles and just feel a little bit and I so he's from Wilmington and I was like, oh, I think I've heard of Wilmington before.
[00:08:31] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:32] Speaker A: So it wasn't the Wilmington that I was thinking of, which is in a larger place in America. Yeah, it's from Wilmington, Vermont.
[00:08:39] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:08:40] Speaker A: And so I googled it.
[00:08:41] Speaker B: Vermont's supposed to be beautiful.
[00:08:42] Speaker A: Vermont is stunning. Yeah, I mean stunning. Stunning.
Wilmington itself is a beautiful little place. Guess how many people live in Wilmington? The population of Wilmington? 457 people.
[00:08:56] Speaker B: Wow.
And we've reached we've reached we've reached one of them. We've reached Timothy in Wilmington in Vermont, which is amazing.
[00:09:05] Speaker A: Dude, we were buzing when we got that. We were looking into it. Just getting these emails is, you lift us, we lift you. It's that kind of thing. We're not earning any money doing this. We do this every week. It takes me 45 minutes to chuck out some genius. It takes Jen about 45 hours to edit it afterwards. But this is what we're doing, because all of you that have been listening to the show for quite a while now are aware that I'm going through a bit of a midlife existential cris. I'm not working at the moment. My head's all over the place and I need somewhere to be positive because I've got a lot of love to give. Got a lot of love.
[00:09:44] Speaker B: You have. And you look fantastic today, by the way.
[00:09:47] Speaker A: That's the ring light that you've got over there.
[00:09:50] Speaker B: It isn't, because I had the ring light on last week, right? It looked a bit ropey.
[00:09:56] Speaker A: Unbelievable.
[00:09:58] Speaker B: Burn.
[00:09:59] Speaker A: Burn.
[00:09:59] Speaker B: So I think we ought to do a useless purchases.
[00:10:02] Speaker A: Have you got one?
[00:10:03] Speaker B: I have.
[00:10:04] Speaker A: Roll the jingle.
[00:10:05] Speaker B: Did you buy a useless thing? Did you waste your money? All your useless purchases? Don't you think it's funny? We don't think it's funny.
[00:10:14] Speaker A: Don't waste your money.
Tell me.
[00:10:17] Speaker B: Useless purchases.
[00:10:22] Speaker A: Useless.
Useless purchase. Is it useless? Is it something that you bought yourself? You bought for us? What is it?
[00:10:31] Speaker B: I think this is genuinely useless. And I said it at the time and you insisted on having it.
[00:10:37] Speaker A: Okay?
[00:10:37] Speaker B: So in our house in America, when we did the garage, you insisted on having a slatted wall put in on one.
[00:10:46] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:47] Speaker B: So that you could hang stuff on it. Right. And you bought, I think it was two baskets to hang on this wall.
[00:10:56] Speaker A: Yeah. One to put sports equipment in.
[00:10:58] Speaker B: Yeah, one to put sports it did look quite good.
[00:11:00] Speaker A: Oh, my God. I mean, never use terrible waste of money.
[00:11:03] Speaker B: It could have just been a painted wall for nothing and literally mean nothing because they had to clad it. So we already had the wall. We didn't have to pay for the wall.
[00:11:13] Speaker A: Sometimes I get a little bit carried away with add ons, right? Because everyone has an add on. If you buy something, people always go, would you like to get this as an extra add on? And I'm the kind of silly customer that always goes, Absolutely, yeah.
[00:11:28] Speaker B: Oh, that's what a brilliant idea. Which it would have been had you done all your garden tools on the wall and everything. But we only wanted to use it as like a sort of gym area, didn't we? So it just ended up being a bit of a waste of time.
[00:11:41] Speaker A: Waste of time, waste of money purchase. But going back to the thing with the add ons, for example, you buy a car and then you say, would you like alloy wheels? Would you like service plan? Yeah, all that kind of stuff.
[00:11:54] Speaker B: Love a service plan.
[00:11:55] Speaker A: Always been the kind of person that goes, yes. Would you like antiscuff protection? How much is that? Absolutely. Let's do it. And you end up just charge me more charge me more, but I'm a sucker for those kind of things. And people see me coming. Yes, people see me coming.
[00:12:12] Speaker B: That's because you shout out the window, good morning, world. How you diddling?
[00:12:18] Speaker A: I know they do. They go, oh, he's a sucker.
[00:12:21] Speaker B: They don't say sucker, but they go, he's a nice, happy fellow who wants to make everyone else happy.
[00:12:26] Speaker A: Let's take advantage of it.
[00:12:27] Speaker B: Let's see how much we can drain out of it.
[00:12:35] Speaker A: Useless.
[00:12:37] Speaker B: I thought about something earlier this week, Chris, and I just thought, isn't it funny how sometimes you catch yourself in the teeniest tiniest of lies?
[00:12:50] Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
[00:12:53] Speaker B: I'm not a liar, obviously, by trade, but occasionally, and it's usually in the supermarket queue, right when I'm chatting to small talk. Small talk. And I just suddenly thought the other day, the one that I do quite a lot, it's not like an outwardly lie, it's just like sometimes they ask me questions and I can't be bothered to explain. So quite often it's like, she'll say, oh, are these for the kids? Do they like them? Or whatever? And I'll be like, yeah.
And for a minute, I'm that mum with more than one child. And I'm just like, yeah, the kids, the kids. And then I'm like, this is a bit naughty, but why am I doing that?
[00:13:33] Speaker A: It's quite interesting, because I think in the shopping queue, you could be anyone that you want.
[00:13:38] Speaker B: Well, you can. And I don't go too far. I just don't correct people if they assume something. So that makes sense. And I was thinking the other day that for a minute, it is quite fun to be that woman who's got two children instead of one.
[00:13:51] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:52] Speaker B: In my mind. Is that weird, do you think?
[00:13:55] Speaker A: No. Why not? So I'm in the supermarket queue the other day. I'm getting a few bottles of wine ready for your parents to arrive at the weekend. So I had a few bottles of wine and some food for that evening and the guy behind me had a big trolley shopping cart and his was filled with ciders and beers and a couple of steaks, and I was like and I was thinking, Here we go. Cue the small talk.
[00:14:24] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:14:25] Speaker A: We'd made eye contact and I was like, Right, I'm going to have to engage with this fella. So I engaged with this fella with the most obvious of things by saying the simple line of wish I was coming to your house at the weekend.
[00:14:38] Speaker B: Genius.
[00:14:39] Speaker A: Absolute genius.
[00:14:40] Speaker B: Absolute genius.
[00:14:40] Speaker A: He had a little smile. He was like, he enjoys the booze as well. And then he looked at what was in my trolley and he went, I should be coming round to yours.
It's not that funny.
[00:14:54] Speaker B: But you're like, this is hilarious.
[00:14:57] Speaker A: The saddest thing was, that was it. That was the only thing we said to each other at all. So it was that simple exchange which meant nothing. And then you have that really awkward moment because the girl behind the till, she was taking forever to do it. And I was really hoping to kind of whizz through and go and go, catch you later, have fun now, all that kind of thing. But no, it just took forever. And I kept looking back to him going, eye roll emoji, all of that. But when I finally packed up my bags and left, I looked at him and he was just loading his stuff and it felt awkward to go, have a great time with your booze. So I didn't say anything and I just left and I was like, what a strange interaction.
[00:15:43] Speaker B: It always is strange. It's like whenever do you remember us having that chat once about how when you take your wheelie bin out in the morning and you see a neighbor that you don't really know that well but you know them enough to not ignore them? And then you're like, Bin day again. And it's not funny at all, but you go, oh, here we are with our bins.
And you're like, oh, I've got a full one this week.
[00:16:10] Speaker A: Or stepping outside of the house and going, and it's raining and your neighbor that you never really see. I always say something like, Summer's over.
[00:16:19] Speaker B: Then stuff like that.
[00:16:21] Speaker A: Little bit of irony. Yeah, but small talk is a really interesting thing because I think you're conditioned to do it over, especially if you live in a neighborhood where you're only seeing these people once every so often. It's always going to be something along the lines of the weather when we're taking the bins out, oh, their grass is getting a bit long, that kind of thing.
[00:16:45] Speaker B: Do you know what I saw the other day? Because I'm on the group, the street group for where we live, and it's so neighborhood WhatsApp, like a neighborhood WhatsApp? It's so sweet, the kind of chat that goes on. And then the other day somebody had put, I don't suppose anyone needs some hummus because it's still in date, but we're going away, so I just wondered if anyone wants a pot of hummus. What were the responses? 17 responses of people going, no thanks, Julie.
[00:17:16] Speaker A: I'm good for hummus.
[00:17:17] Speaker B: I'm good for hummus, thanks.
[00:17:18] Speaker A: No one snapped it up.
[00:17:20] Speaker B: Somebody did snap it up. Yeah. So there was a point to it, but it did make me giggle because I thought, this is so innocent and lovely.
[00:17:28] Speaker A: There's nothing better than a good old neighborhood. WhatsApp group? What is going on? What's going on in the hood? Did anyone see that white van mysteriously parked outside of number 48 last week? Oh, it's gone now? Great.
I've got another idea that may or may not go into Crimpy's Tank at a later date because I need to think about it further. But the other night I was watching the football and I really fancied a specific flavor of crisps salt and vinegar. Right. But I also fancied I was a bit partial to a bit of cheese. Cheesy flavor.
[00:18:06] Speaker B: A light snackage.
[00:18:07] Speaker A: Light snackage. Do you know what I did?
[00:18:10] Speaker B: Go on.
[00:18:11] Speaker A: I poured them both into a bowl, mixed them up and then put them back into one bag.
[00:18:17] Speaker B: Amalgaz.
[00:18:18] Speaker A: Like an amalgamation of maize, potato, chip, salt and vinegar and cheese. It's disgusting.
Don't do that. But it did made me think that, why don't crisp companies make an all sorts pack coming soon to Christmas, but you can make your own? Just grab, like, 17 different bags, pour them into a bowl, mix it up.
[00:18:40] Speaker B: Okay, so, talking about crisps, seeing as you are so passionate about the subject.
[00:18:45] Speaker A: I love a snack.
[00:18:46] Speaker B: And seeing as we're big fans of having a little quiz on this podcast, I thought I would do your quiz on Chris.
[00:18:52] Speaker A: Oh, this is fun. It's always me asking you the question.
[00:18:56] Speaker B: Exactly.
[00:18:57] Speaker A: I love this. Roll the jingua.
[00:18:59] Speaker B: Play the music.
[00:19:00] Speaker A: Play the music.
I'm sorry, we're not getting T shirts done with play the music.
[00:19:05] Speaker B: No, we've said this before, but it's not a jingle. It's background music that goes underneath the quiz.
[00:19:11] Speaker A: Begin the background music.
Not as catchy.
[00:19:15] Speaker B: Launched in 1968 what were described as.
[00:19:18] Speaker A: Curly potato puffs quavers.
[00:19:22] Speaker B: Very good.
[00:19:23] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:19:23] Speaker B: Which snack food had an advertising campaign showing it being mined in Wales and was also called the slag of all snacks?
[00:19:33] Speaker A: McCoy's.
[00:19:35] Speaker B: Incorrect. Pot. Noodle.
[00:19:37] Speaker A: Oh, good. Good.
[00:19:39] Speaker B: The slag the slag of all snacks.
[00:19:42] Speaker A: I mean, who came up with that? What marketing company went right? This is the slag of all snacks. Noodles in a pot.
[00:19:49] Speaker B: Skips were first oh, sorry, I'll start again. Skips were first launched in 1974. In which flavor?
[00:19:56] Speaker A: That will be prawn cocktail.
[00:19:57] Speaker B: It certainly will.
Launched in 1962. What flavor was Golden Wonder's? First ever flavored?
[00:20:06] Speaker A: Crisp ready.
[00:20:07] Speaker B: Salted cheese and onion.
[00:20:10] Speaker A: Really?
[00:20:11] Speaker B: Yes. Okay.
[00:20:12] Speaker A: Surprises me. I'm not a fan of a cheese and onion. If I saw cheese and onion amidst an array of other flavors, I would not go for the cheese and onion.
[00:20:21] Speaker B: No, I wouldn't. That would be my last one. I would go for prawn cocktail first.
Which brand of UK crinkle cut crisps were first produced in 1985 and have been marketed as Man Crisps?
[00:20:35] Speaker A: McCoys.
[00:20:36] Speaker B: Yes. How did you know that?
[00:20:38] Speaker A: I didn't know because I am a snack aficionado.
[00:20:41] Speaker B: Man Crisps.
[00:20:42] Speaker A: Terrible. Do you remember when Yorkie bars were, like, known as the chocolate for men and men only?
[00:20:48] Speaker B: Yeah. What was it like? What was the slogan for Yorkie? Can't remember. Oh, see if you know this one. Tim Tams, produced by Arnott in Australia, are based on which British biscuit?
[00:21:03] Speaker A: The digestive penguins. Oh.
[00:21:07] Speaker B: Do you remember a pick up? A penguin.
[00:21:09] Speaker A: I did. It was in my lunchbox. It was in daily.
[00:21:11] Speaker B: And I used to like sucking on the end of it.
[00:21:13] Speaker A: That's what she said.
[00:21:18] Speaker B: And then the inside of it would dissolve on my tongue.
[00:21:21] Speaker A: She said.
[00:21:25] Speaker B: Chris, this is terrible. Last one. There's so many of these, but I'm going to ask you one more. Okay?
Which potato crisps manufacturer with a quintessentially English identity was founded in Leo, Minster, Hertfordshire, in 2002 by farmer William Chase Brannigans?
No. I'll give you one more chance.
Think about, like, a supermarket. You see them in the supermarket all the time. Family sized.
[00:21:57] Speaker A: Oh, gosh, I don't know.
Dorico?
[00:22:02] Speaker B: No. Tyrrell's tyrell's.
[00:22:05] Speaker A: That's a posh end question.
[00:22:07] Speaker B: Yeah, well, it's still a snack.
[00:22:09] Speaker A: See what we can do here. It seems like the theme of this episode is salty snacks. For some reason, it's turned into that. So what we're going to do is we're going to tag every single crisp company that we have mentioned to see whether they send us any free swag.
[00:22:26] Speaker B: Hang on. Walkers. Space raiders monster Munch. How many did we mention?
[00:22:31] Speaker A: Twiglets wattsits doritos doritos pringles. Pringles. Want some of them?
[00:22:42] Speaker B: I love doritos. Especially the flame grilled whopper ones.
[00:22:46] Speaker A: And then next week, what we're going to do is show them on the video.
[00:22:51] Speaker B: Excellent. So you think it's going to happen that fast?
[00:22:53] Speaker A: It's not great for the diet.
I noticed that someone on Twitter said that I didn't have a neck. How harsh is that? What? I know, exactly. They were like, Sorry, Chris Gear, but you haven't got a neck.
[00:23:08] Speaker B: What do you mean? Why do you feel the need to have to tell somebody that?
[00:23:11] Speaker A: I know? A, shut up, meanie pants, and B, what's? This fella my neck. So you can wind your neck in and we'll see you next week. Goodbye.
[00:23:24] Speaker B: Oi. No neck.
[00:23:25] Speaker A: What?
Can you believe that, though? No, that people that people will comment on specific.
[00:23:32] Speaker B: Well, I can believe it.
[00:23:33] Speaker A: Unfortunately, I don't think I've got a big neck. No, I mean, this person in particular said I had no neck. How can you not have a neck?
[00:23:42] Speaker B: Yeah, well, exactly. They just mean that you haven't got broad jaw.
[00:23:46] Speaker A: You haven't got a broad jaw.
[00:23:47] Speaker B: I think I've got quite a broad jaw, actually.
[00:23:49] Speaker A: Probably have, actually. Yeah, but to that person, to that rude ass person. I love my neck.
[00:23:55] Speaker B: Yeah, I love your neck as well, but I really don't think that they understand what they're saying. They mean you've got no chin, is what they mean. Brilliant.
