Portrait Mode

Episode 13 May 16, 2024 00:24:00
Portrait Mode
I Love You, but..
Portrait Mode

May 16 2024 | 00:24:00

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Chris Geere Jennie Sawdon (Geere)

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Season 2: Episode 13 - Portrait Mode

What do you call someone who has no sense of smell? You’re about to find out!

Jen shares her biggest Grinds when it comes to other people taking your photo and Chris reveals a new section called “Stupid Sh*t We’ve Done Together” and a new jingle is born!

Also, we are delighted to announce that we now have Merchandise available from the link in our bio..

As ever, ENJOY!

Jen & Chris x

 

Hosts: Chris Geere, Jennie Sawdon (Geere)

Producer: Jennie Sawdon

Director: Chris Geere

Editor: Jennie Sawdon

Musical Director: Jennie Sawdon

Composer: Jennie Sawdon

Sponsor: @tidy_tot

 

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[00:00:00] Speaker A: So, Chris, I did realise the other day that there's no word for not having any sense of smell. [00:00:06] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:00:07] Speaker A: For instance, if you've got no eyesight, you'd say somebody was blind. If you've got no hearing, you're deaf. If you can't speak, then you would say that you were mute. [00:00:17] Speaker B: But if there's no sense of smell. [00:00:19] Speaker A: What do you say? I think we should invent a word. [00:00:23] Speaker B: All right. [00:00:24] Speaker A: My dad's got no sense of smell. Therefore, my dad is flump. Flump. He's flump. I quite like that. [00:00:31] Speaker B: He's flump. [00:00:32] Speaker A: He's flump. I quite like that. He's flump. Which means he can't smell anything. I love it. It's flump. Get it in the Oxford English Dictionary. That man is plump. [00:00:42] Speaker B: Welcome to the show. [00:00:43] Speaker A: Welcome to the show. [00:00:58] Speaker B: You know, does it sound like you're. [00:00:59] Speaker A: Being slightly strangled when you show? [00:01:02] Speaker B: Do I? No, I'm doing this. I'm going. Welcome to the show. Well, it sounds really weird back on the mic. You sound weird. [00:01:13] Speaker A: Hello, folks. I feel like we spend our whole podcast episode saying, we're back. Because we've always been away. We're never here anymore. Suz, about that. [00:01:23] Speaker B: Do you remember when we did that video on Instagram ages ago where we said, hey, guess what? Now, folks, we're here every Monday instead because we looked at our timetable and went, actually, that's a good day for us to go. [00:01:36] Speaker A: We're not committing to any days anymore. No, we go away too much. Chris has too many jobs. I've just been, like, so busy, and it's just been insane. Anyway, here we are. [00:01:46] Speaker B: We're back. [00:01:47] Speaker A: We are. And the most exciting thing is we have merchandise, don't we, Chris? [00:01:53] Speaker B: We have merch. [00:01:54] Speaker A: We have merch. And we are so excited to take. Tell you, we've got hoodies and we've got t shirts in various different colors. [00:02:01] Speaker B: Mug. The famous mug. [00:02:03] Speaker A: What else do we have? [00:02:04] Speaker B: Key rings. [00:02:05] Speaker A: Oh, key rings as well. So. And you can do this. You can go to our Instagram page, and you click the link, and it'll take you to our wonderful brand boutique, which is run by Naomi, and she will post and print everything for you hand printed in her beautiful home. [00:02:23] Speaker B: So there's only one thing to say, really, isn't there? Merch. [00:02:27] Speaker A: Merch. Merch. [00:02:27] Speaker B: Merch. Merch. Merch. Merch. Yeah, we're merged out. We're merged out. [00:02:32] Speaker A: Anyway, I will put the link in the show notes. So if you want to go and buy something, support the show. That'd be amazing. I forgot to mention that 10% of whatever you spend goes to a charity called papyrus, which supports prevention of young people and suicide. So we are delighted to support that charity, aren't we? [00:02:52] Speaker B: Merch up your house. [00:02:53] Speaker A: Merch up. Merch up. Right. What have we got on the show today, Chris? [00:03:00] Speaker B: Well, I think it's important that we catch up on the last couple of months. [00:03:04] Speaker A: Don't bang the seat. [00:03:05] Speaker B: You don't bang the seat. It's got one of. It's got really awkward legs, this table that doesn't only go down, they go across. [00:03:14] Speaker A: Absolutely. What have you been doing, Christian? [00:03:17] Speaker B: I've been shooting the movie. I've been filming a movie in New York City. I know you've done brilliantly, which was great fun. It was brilliant. It's gonna be really funny. I've done a few jobs in the past where I'm doing the job, and I'm like, this isn't gonna be very good. But on this one, I was like, ah, this is quite special, actually. [00:03:39] Speaker A: And what's it called? [00:03:40] Speaker B: It's called. At the moment, it's called kinda pregnant. A lot of big comedy hitters. Big hitters. [00:03:46] Speaker A: Big hitters. [00:03:46] Speaker B: I loved it. I loved being on set. Everyone was just so funny and brilliant and so many stories, and it's just going to be really, really good. So that's on Netflix next year sometime, I think. [00:03:58] Speaker A: And of course, I went out, if you saw my reel, I actually managed to get out to New York to see Chris, which was brill. So we had a fab couple of days there, didn't we? [00:04:07] Speaker B: We had a blast. And I think since then, we've found a new love for each other, haven't we? [00:04:11] Speaker A: I think we have. We've renewed our vivacity. [00:04:16] Speaker B: Didn't it was interesting because my therapist said, yeah, right. She's like, you got to find the fun in relationships. And it's something. We've been together for 17 years, so we're like, you know, occasionally, understandably. Yeah, you can get. [00:04:30] Speaker A: Go on, Chris. [00:04:32] Speaker B: Well, you can get bogged down in the kind of day to day routine of having. [00:04:37] Speaker A: Of who's picking up from school and. [00:04:39] Speaker B: Yeah, oh, we need to go to the supermarket, that kind of thing. And that kind of tone sets the tone of the relationship. Of the relationship. And you can, you know, you can easily fall into that trap. But since then, in the last couple of weeks, we're, like, going for walks. [00:04:54] Speaker A: We're like young lovers again, aren't we, Chris? [00:04:56] Speaker B: Yeah, it's great. [00:04:57] Speaker A: We're doing dates. We're just trying to kind of. And on the way back from Los Angeles, Chris was still in New York, and he texted me as I was on the plane saying, I've booked you a flight out to New York as a surprise. And it was so romantic. [00:05:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:11] Speaker A: Of course, then I had to worry about the childcare and things like that. But we got there in the. [00:05:14] Speaker B: Well, it was partly romantic, right? Because what I did, I looked at, I've been flying all around the world for, like, twelve years, and I said, I've got to have some points, right? I've got some points on my virgin account. [00:05:26] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:05:27] Speaker B: And so I managed to find Jen a business class flight to come out by using my points. And it was just like, fantastic. You know, you can have some champs on the plane. Look forward to coming out and seeing me. What she didn't know is that I didn't have any points left after this purchase, so she had to go back economy. [00:05:46] Speaker A: It was so funny because he was like, yeah, you're gonna fly out, like, midday, business class. It's gonna be amazing. And then he was like, oh, and you're going home, like, 05:00 in the morning, like, economy. And I was like, what? So I arrived back at, like, 07:00 a.m. On a Monday. That sounds awful. [00:06:02] Speaker B: And luckily, the schedule worked out with the end of my filming date is that Jen could come in and see my last days filming. We could have a nice little weekend in New York, and then we would fly back together, which is great, but because, you know, he's being paid to do a film, I'm being paid to do it. [00:06:17] Speaker A: He got the business class home, didn't he? [00:06:19] Speaker B: But I did offer it to you. [00:06:20] Speaker A: Yeah, you did. Begrudgingly. No, I didn't. You did. [00:06:23] Speaker B: Like, you were the one who said. [00:06:25] Speaker A: You said you've got the longer legs. [00:06:26] Speaker B: To be fair, that's one thing. Yeah, but I was like, listen, I want you to have the business class flight on the way home. And you said, it's okay as long as you send me a champagne back. So I was like, all right, let's. [00:06:42] Speaker A: Tell them about all the stupid names of the stupid bars that we went to in New York. [00:06:46] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Now, people have been to pretentious bars before, right? You know, like center of London or just the capital city. Posh ass restaurants that go. Instead of calling this the steak restaurant, we're gonna call it meat. Or we're gonna call it but spelt. [00:07:03] Speaker A: With a, like an M I E. T e or something like that. [00:07:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:07:07] Speaker A: Meat. [00:07:08] Speaker B: It reminds me of that. You're the worst thing when Jimmy takes Gretchen to a water bar. [00:07:13] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:07:13] Speaker B: And it's spelt out phonetically, h two. Oh, yes. [00:07:17] Speaker A: Oh, right. [00:07:18] Speaker B: And it's called h two o. [00:07:19] Speaker A: Brilliant. [00:07:20] Speaker B: Which is just so pretentious. Anyway, New York has a plethora of pretentious bars. Of pretentious bars. One in particular, right, which was beneath the building that I was staying in. [00:07:32] Speaker A: Was called crown shy. [00:07:35] Speaker B: Crown shy. [00:07:36] Speaker A: What does that mean? [00:07:37] Speaker B: What on earth does that mean? [00:07:39] Speaker A: Who came up with that and said, crown shy? That's a really great name for a bar. [00:07:44] Speaker B: It doesn't. [00:07:45] Speaker A: It doesn't make any sense. I mean, I could understand if it was called like, blue cloud or something like that. Well, at least it's sort of describing something. But crown shy, is that like a coconut shy with crowns or is it? Or are you shy of wearing a crown? [00:08:00] Speaker B: I'm a little bit nervous about wearing this crown. I don't know what is it? But because it was like a two Michelin star restaurant, if anyone gets offered a Michelin star, yes, they will change their pub from the stag and change. [00:08:15] Speaker A: It to stage with a GGe. Like higgy diggy. [00:08:22] Speaker B: Higgy tiggy. Yeah, exactly. Super pretentious. [00:08:25] Speaker A: And the other one, the other one. [00:08:27] Speaker B: Was called over story. [00:08:30] Speaker A: What does that mean? What does that mean? I mean, if it was called story over, that would still be ridiculous, still be stupid, but at least it's like, or end of story. Something. [00:08:41] Speaker B: Just call a bar a bar. Well, you can't call it a bar, can you? I mean, if. If we had. If we had a restaurant, what would we call it? [00:08:48] Speaker A: I'd call it butter greens or something like that. [00:08:51] Speaker B: Butter greens. [00:08:53] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:08:55] Speaker B: It's a restaurant run by you and me. [00:08:57] Speaker A: Anyway, point being, we went up to overstory and I quite fancied, I think you all know this by now. I'm quite a fan of the champagne. So I was like, Chris, I really fancy a nice glass of champs. So I looked it down the menu. Guess how much for a glass of bollinger? One glass of Bollinger champagne. [00:09:20] Speaker B: One glass of Bollinger champagne. It's a nice champagne. [00:09:23] Speaker A: $90.90 plus tax, chip. $90. So I was like, how can I beat the system here? Because that's ridiculous. So. And you called your bar overstory. So I was like, I'm going to have a champagne cocktail. Haha. $30 with a tiny shot of whiskey in it and a little bit of melted sugar on the side. Ha ha. I still got my champagne, but for half. Well, a third of the price. [00:09:50] Speaker B: $90 plus tax and tip. We banged on about this before because the Americans love putting tax and tip on everything. [00:09:56] Speaker A: Tax and tip. [00:09:56] Speaker B: So, you know, there's the price that you're shown on the menu. Ah, but that is not the final price. [00:10:02] Speaker A: Not the final price. [00:10:03] Speaker B: That is not what you will pay. [00:10:05] Speaker A: Crazy. [00:10:07] Speaker B: If you are spending $90, you are actually spending $105 on a single drink. No, thank you. [00:10:18] Speaker A: So, Chris, apart from stupid names for pretentious restaurants and bars, what's been grinding your gears this week? Roll the jingle. Why didn't you say roll the jingle? [00:10:29] Speaker B: Well, I haven't got a grind. [00:10:30] Speaker A: I have. [00:10:31] Speaker B: Oh, you have? Roll the jingle. Tell me what's grinding your gears, mate. Tell me what's grinding your gears. [00:10:40] Speaker A: Tell me what's grinding your gears, mates. Tell us what's grinding your gears. [00:10:47] Speaker B: Right. While I think of my grind, because I had quite a few, actually. Why don't you tell me yours? [00:10:53] Speaker A: People that take too many photos when you give them your phone. [00:10:57] Speaker B: Okay, so. So say if you're in, like, a bar or something like that, and you ask someone to take a photo, that person then takes on the job of going, I am an amazing photographer. This is how I take photos, rather than taking the photo that you want them to take. [00:11:14] Speaker A: But not just that. I'm talking about people that trigger point. So do, like, you get, like, a hundred pictures, but you're almost identical, but then you've got to go through them to see which one's the best one. Because I'm so OCD like that. And then I'm like, why have I got 100 pictures of the same thing? And I know they're the same thing, but I've still got to delete them all. And it's painful. [00:11:34] Speaker B: I think I can speak on behalf of all of men here and go, we've suffered so many years of being only taking one, being handed the phone and. And taking that one photo, and that one photo isn't very good. [00:11:49] Speaker A: And then getting told off what we've. [00:11:50] Speaker B: Done is gone to completely the other extreme and taken way too many. [00:11:55] Speaker A: So just take, like, five or something like that. So you've got some options in case somebody's head was turned or whatever. My second grind, hang on. [00:12:02] Speaker B: On a side note to that, is when people, like, put the phone at an angle. [00:12:07] Speaker A: I hate that. I hate that. Don't take. I hate that. Don't put the phone on a diagonal for a photo. It doesn't fit. [00:12:20] Speaker B: What are you doing? [00:12:21] Speaker A: It's portrait or landscape, man. Don't. I hate that. I hate that so much. I think that's my big. I really hate that. And they think they're being funky. [00:12:32] Speaker B: Yeah, they think they're being really trendy. Also, if they go too low like that or they get down on one knee, they start getting, like, really creative with it, and you're like, stop putting my phone at an angle and taking an upward shot. [00:12:45] Speaker A: Don't do that. Don't do it. Okay. And this leads me on to the last photo. Ick. Slash grind, which I just. I know I don't want this to sound like a men bashing, but I kind of am, because men just love the portrait mode. [00:13:04] Speaker B: It looks. I'll see portrait. [00:13:06] Speaker A: I like portrait. I like it. But if you're gonna take portrait mode, like, try and get the full face in, like, rather than if, you know, men go, I'll take your portrait, but I'm not gonna move any further away. So I'm just gonna stand up. I'm gonna get half your face and half Freddie's face in. In fact, I'm gonna put one of these photos that Chris took at the weekend of me and Freddie. [00:13:27] Speaker B: I thought it was very stylistic. [00:13:29] Speaker A: My point exactly. You thought it was stylistic. You've become the man doing the diagonal photo, mate. Take the Gary, get on my full head in. I couldn't even see that I had two ears. End of grind. Tell us what's grinding your gears. So we forgot in our last episode to give a shout out to our lovely Dean. [00:13:52] Speaker B: Dean. [00:13:52] Speaker A: Oh, Dean is a fabulous man who we met at our local boozer. [00:13:59] Speaker B: He's one of these people, you know, when you go into, like, your local boozer, right? Always got a smile. He's always happy to see us. Always got a little bit of a story. [00:14:08] Speaker A: Will always go out of his way to do anything to happen. He's a barman, by the way. We haven't. We haven't explained that yet. [00:14:14] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:14] Speaker A: So as we walked in, he is just so full of hospitality and joy. [00:14:18] Speaker B: Yes. And he said something particular that I remembered because he got you a drink for free, didn't he? Just for no reason. [00:14:26] Speaker A: Just for no reason. [00:14:27] Speaker B: Just a decent dude. No reason to do it or anything. And I said. And I said to him, you know, my mom and my sisters were there as well. And I said, dean, you're just so happy all the time, mate. I love it. I love it. It's infectious. And he said, well, you know, what's the alternative? It's very easy to be negative. And I was like, actually, that's a really good point. If you have a choice between being positive and being negative, the easier choice is to be negative. [00:14:54] Speaker A: Well, you and I, on the whole, are very positive. So that's why we've connected so much with Dean, because he sort of mirrors our optimism and trying to make the best of everything, rather than it's very, like you say, it is very easy to go, oh, poor me. And you know what? [00:15:11] Speaker B: Do you think that's a british thing as well? Or is that a worldwide thing? Because. [00:15:15] Speaker A: No, I think that's a temperament thing. You know, some people are. [00:15:18] Speaker B: If you say, how are you doing? Like, to someone, it might be weather dependent as well. It's weather dependent. [00:15:24] Speaker A: Anyway, the point being that Dean is amazing. And if you want to go down the ship inn in, in style and say hello to Dean and give him a high five from us, because we think he's absolutely top class, don't we? [00:15:37] Speaker B: Cheers, Dean. We promise to try our hardest to do more podcasts because of the five or six of you that actually listen. [00:15:52] Speaker A: To this. [00:15:55] Speaker B: You seem to find some joy in listening to us rambling on about any old site. Also, when we get back from holiday, which is a side note, we'll be away for a couple of weeks again. [00:16:07] Speaker A: We are getting so slack, so lushy. Oh, God. [00:16:13] Speaker B: When we do get back, I want to do some more jingles because I want Jen to play the piano. [00:16:17] Speaker A: Chris came up with a good one. Stupid shit we've done together. Lots of love. [00:16:21] Speaker B: Stupid shit we've done. Oh, we could do one of them if you like. [00:16:23] Speaker A: What, now? [00:16:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:24] Speaker A: All right. [00:16:25] Speaker B: Stupid shit we've done together. [00:16:26] Speaker A: All right, I'll write a jingle. [00:16:27] Speaker B: Write a jingle and we'll roll it now. Roll the jingle. [00:16:30] Speaker A: Roll the jingle. Hit it, Chris. [00:16:35] Speaker B: All of the stupid shit. [00:16:39] Speaker A: All the stupid shit we've done together. [00:16:43] Speaker B: All of the stupid shit all of. [00:16:45] Speaker A: The stupid shit all the stupid shit. [00:16:48] Speaker B: We'Ve ever done so stupid, stupid shit we've done together. What a great new thing. So 17 years of being together, 14 years of marriage. Obviously, when you're getting to know each other, there's that kind of, oh, you do the classics, you go for the meals out and you have the movie nights in and all these kind of things. Then when you realize that you actually want to be in each other's company and you move in together, that's when the real shit starts, right? That's where you go, ah. Do you want to go and try this? And the other person goes, sure, why not? We haven't got a kid yet. Do this. [00:17:31] Speaker A: Absolutely. [00:17:31] Speaker B: So there's this one time. [00:17:33] Speaker A: What stupid shit did we do together, Chris? [00:17:35] Speaker B: The stupid shit that comes to mind was something that was before Freddie was born. So we're talking like, 1314 years ago. Yeah. Jen and I decided to go to a local spa in Manchester because I was doing Waterloo Road at the time and go and get a colonic irrigation together on a date. We were like. We were like, I've never. I've never done this before. I'm gonna give it a whirl. Apparently you can lose weight. [00:18:08] Speaker A: That was the selling point, wasn't it? I was like, how much weight am I gonna lose? [00:18:12] Speaker B: The most awkward thing about this, we. [00:18:14] Speaker A: Didn'T have it together. We didn't have. It was like a couples enema. It wasn't. [00:18:21] Speaker B: That would have been so gross. [00:18:23] Speaker A: No, it was gross. I was, like, relaxing on a lounger. And then you went in and versa. But I went first. [00:18:30] Speaker B: Oh, is it a staggered appointment? [00:18:32] Speaker A: Yes. So I was first, and then it was the weirdest sensation. I hated it. I didn't enjoy it. [00:18:38] Speaker B: I didn't enjoy it. [00:18:39] Speaker A: I felt really uncomfortable and like I was being really exposed and abused. But then Chris went in and this was the funniest bit because, right, I. [00:18:50] Speaker B: Go in and the lady there, she was very nice and obviously meeting a new person for the first time. I just want them to fall in love with me, so. And I was like, hello there. Trying to whack out my best jokes and all, like, oh, you know, oh, what a lovely day outside. Anyway, put this tube up my ass. So I'm lying down and I'm going, this is the most awkward, uncomfortable experience of my life, but I do want the experience. So we're gonna continue anyway. About three minutes into the procedure, that's all I can call it. It's not a treatment, is it? Not getting treated with anything? No treatment, no treats going on here. Three minutes into this. This ordeal, the fire alarm goes off in the building, right? And I go, oh, okay. And she said, don't worry, they're just doing a test. [00:19:46] Speaker A: Do maintenance work on. [00:19:47] Speaker B: They're doing a test. It will be gone in a minute. It didn't go. It just kept going. Anyway, the tube's still in my ass. And she goes, right, I'm just going to go outside and check, you know, what's going on here. So she leaves for what seems like ten minutes while the machine's still going. [00:20:06] Speaker A: Love how you're still tormented by the noise. [00:20:09] Speaker B: I've got PTSD from this whole event. And she says. She says, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. But it's actually a real fire alarm, and everyone from the entire building needs to be evacuated now. There was something else that needed to be evacuated first because all this water had been shoved up my ass. [00:20:32] Speaker A: She tried to send you to the loo? [00:20:34] Speaker B: She had to send me to the loo so I could. [00:20:36] Speaker A: I'm sorry. Some of it might dribble out. Oh, my God. That's so disgusting. I can't believe that word just came out of my mouth. [00:20:42] Speaker B: So I had to go to the toilet and evacuate myself. I went back into the room, and she's already got her coat on, so she can go. [00:20:51] Speaker A: You just did a robe. [00:20:53] Speaker B: She said, just put the robe on. That's fine. And I feeling like I want to, like, my waters are about to break. And so I go down the lift because you're not allowed to use the elevators during one of these things. And so. [00:21:10] Speaker A: You mean. You mean the stairs? [00:21:11] Speaker B: I go down the stairs and go outside. And there's everyone outside what seems like 200 people all in robes. [00:21:18] Speaker A: Well, it was a hotel, wasn't it? Yeah. [00:21:20] Speaker B: So they're having, like, people having massages and people having money pedies and all this kind of stuff with. Halfway through their treatments. [00:21:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:29] Speaker B: And there's a very famous comedian. [00:21:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:32] Speaker B: He was there, was he? He was outside the evacuation area. [00:21:37] Speaker A: What? [00:21:38] Speaker B: I looked at him and obviously being as funny. Funny as I am, I said. I said to him. I said to him, here's some material for you. And he went, yeah, right. The material was that you were just having a little gentle massage, weren't you? Because I wasn't. I was just having a tube up my ass about four minutes ago. Luckily, the fire alarm didn't last that long, and there was no fire, so the whole thing was a complete waste of time. And then I had the embarrassing thing of having to. Right, where were we? Go back into the room. Where were we? Should we continue with this awful, awful ordeal? Anyway, so we did that. And we went for lunch afterwards, didn't we? [00:22:17] Speaker A: We did. [00:22:18] Speaker B: And I said, I'm never gonna do that again. [00:22:21] Speaker A: And we agreed it was some stupid shit. [00:22:24] Speaker B: That was some stupid shit. [00:22:26] Speaker A: Literally all the stupid shit we've ever done. [00:22:31] Speaker B: So that's the end of our show. Sorry if it was a little bit blue. [00:22:36] Speaker A: Blue? No, blue means sort of sexy, doesn't it? [00:22:39] Speaker B: Does it? [00:22:39] Speaker A: Yeah, blue means sexy. [00:22:40] Speaker B: So is chat of colonic irrigation not that sexy? [00:22:42] Speaker A: I would go for no. [00:22:44] Speaker B: Right. So if you or any of your friends have participated in colonic irrigation, tell us about it. Let us know on the I love you butt instagram page. Or you can send an email to thegearsearsmail.com. [00:22:59] Speaker A: Yeah. How do you spell gears? [00:23:00] Speaker B: Gwres? [00:23:02] Speaker A: And how do you spell ears? The normal way. We love you guys. [00:23:08] Speaker B: We'll be back, hopefully before Christmas. Have a fantastic week. [00:23:14] Speaker A: Bye bye. [00:23:18] Speaker B: What I'm gonna do next time is when I have these genius ideas, rather than having the genius ideas and going, oh, I'm gonna mention that on the show, and then I just forget them. [00:23:26] Speaker A: Yes. [00:23:27] Speaker B: I tell you what I'm gonna do. This is inspired. [00:23:29] Speaker A: Go on. [00:23:29] Speaker B: I'm gonna write them down. [00:23:31] Speaker A: You've gone mental. [00:23:32] Speaker B: This is crazy. [00:23:33] Speaker A: Like, it's crazy. [00:23:34] Speaker B: Like notes. [00:23:35] Speaker A: Like you're gonna make a note. You're gonna actually prepare something. [00:23:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:23:39] Speaker A: Are you actually going to contribute? [00:23:41] Speaker B: You wait. When I come back, isn't it? Did you just say contribute? [00:23:44] Speaker A: Sorry, I mean contribute to the preparation, darling. [00:23:48] Speaker B: Well, usually I just bring my witty repartee. [00:23:51] Speaker A: I know. Well, I love your. [00:23:52] Speaker B: But next time, notes.

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